Humpday Humor

Here’s a little humpday humor from RunthePlanet.com to put a little spring in your step:

You know it is time to resume running when…

• You try to do a few pushups and discover that certain body parts refuse to leave the floor.
• Your children look through your wedding album and want to know who dad’s first wife was.
• You get winded just saying the words “10 kilometer run”.
• You come to the conclusion that, if God really wanted you to touch your toes each morning, He would have put them somewhere around your knees.
• You analyze you body honestly and decide what you should develop first is your sense of humor.
• You step on a talking scale and it says, “Come back when you are alone”.

Got a good fitness joke?  Send it in…we’ll be featuring some of the best fitness humor every Wednesday.

Want more light humor? Check out this earlier post.