11 things a guy will never say while exercising with a woman

Okay, my last “11 things” post for a while.  This one:  11 things a guy will never say while exercising with a woman.

1. I’ve been thinking and I agree, you are smarter than me.

2. I’ve just loaded ‘Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus’ onto my workout MP3 player!

3. I read in Scientific American earlier today that consuming copious amounts of chocolate can actually make you lose weight.

4. That skinny, blonde, busty, 19 year old girl working out really is repulsive to watch.  Let’s switch machines so we don’t have to.

5. I don’t think the color pink is used enough at gyms.

6. I wish this gym would play more of the Jonas Brothers.

7. I don’t think there’s anything in this gym that you couldn’t do better than me!

8. Let’s talk.

9. Let’s do whatever you want to do today.

10. I feel sweaty.

11. That was a hard work out.  Let’s go to DQ and get some Banana Splits!

(Well…unless it’s that type of banana splits. see photo. Then maybe I could be talked into it.)

About Mike Romaniuk: Mike is a healthy (somewhat), single (mostly) all-Canadian male (yup, that’s true, eh?) looking for the right partner to run into the sunset with. Think it might be you?  Read on: Mike didn’t eat pizza, pop or ice cream until he turned 26.  He’s tall, sarcastic and doesn’t have a bald spot.  He owns a company with the name “nerd” in it. He’ll jog next to you in sunglasses and a 30 pound bullet proof vest thus making you feel like a running rockstar (as if they run).  Mike is completely toothless and hides the fact by duct taping his mouth; he uses mind control to write his articles. (Don’t let on that you know. Stop thinking. Right now. STOP! You’re hurting his mind!)  Mike jumps into the public spotlight by blogging biweekly for Girlgetstrong.com.