Vintage Fitness: Wonder Sauna Hot Pants
By Crazy Legs on Nov 05, 2009 with Comments 6
Too lazy to work out?
Can’t afford a tummy tuck?
We’ve got you covered!
Try a pair of these fabulous…
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Wonder Sauna Hot Pants!
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One size fits all…
…these babies are easy to inflate
and best of all…
they slenderize just where you want it.
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So my question is….does that poor guy know he’s getting “slenderized” down there???
Judging from the grimace on his face, I’m guessing he suspects something…
Makes working out seem a little more appealing, now doesn’t it?
~Melanie
About the Author: Co-founder of Girl, Get Strong! Melanie earns a living as a freelance writer and editor. Currently training for a Half Ironman Triathlon, she's a fitness fun-addict, adventure seeker, boundary-pusher, writer, traveler and mum. Melanie is also a feature contributor for publications such as Galtime.com, Momcentral.com and DietsinReview.com.
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[...] Now you may be asking yourself when did American consumer culture reach the point of no return? I think I have an answer: sometime in the 70′s, when the Wonder Sauna Hot Pants were first offered to the public. Too lazy to work out? Can’t afford a tummy tuck? We’ve got you covered! Try a pair of these fabulous Wonder Sauna Hot Pants! One size fits all… Oh, did I mention they are inflatable? (Link) [...]
They’re a weight loss device AND a safety device (airbag for your family treasure!) AND a personal flotation device if you’re insane enough to wear them on a boat. Awesomeness all the way around!
This is sooooo funny. You brightened my day GGS!
Oh the memories ! My mom actually had these and wore them for about a week. It was shortly before she tried the full body rubber sweat suit for weight loss.
OMGosh – I’m guessing since you say she only wore them a week that they didn’t work… Honestly, I’d rather be wrapped up in shrink wrap. Oh wait, I did that….
Bwahahahah. That’s sooo funny! Good god, I wonder if anyone bought these?!